Smoking Part II

Back to my brother who is quitting smoking. I texted him that Jay Mohr (who people sometime say he looks like) is looking chunky and I wondered if he was quitting smoking.

"I'm losing weight" he texted. "Nothing goes in this body but lozenges."

He said he didn't even need to sleep. I asked if he could fly.

"Probably."

I repeated this to my father. He pointed out that nicotine lozenges COULD BE unsafe when used in excess.

I forwarded this warning to my brother.

"Allegedly," he wrote. "But I've got it balanced."

"With what?"

"[nicotine] patches."