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Well, it's been awhile. I know my vast audience wonders where I've been. Presumably you'll let out a collective sigh of relief to know that I am alive and well. I was in South Korea, Malaysia, jail ... you name it.

Back at the Sodium Ranch now though. My nephew is watching television. Conversation:

Me: What are you watching?
N: Nothing.
Me: Why don't you just tell me? I can hear the TV. I'm just going to come look anyway.
N: It's called Free Radio.
Me: Is it pornographic?
N: No.
Me: Ok, then.

Yeah. I'm very relaxed now after having missiles fired at me and such.