Monday, December 21, 2015

Munchies

My nephew was supposed to arrive at our house yesterday around 1 p.m. He informed me of this around noon.

We did not hear from him all day, nor did he appear, which is unusual as he is a responsible kid.

This morning, it was revealed that he had eaten four servings of Fettuccine Alfredo shortly after he texted me.

Which might be enough to make someone sick, period.

In this case, however, his mother had infused the noodles and sauce with weed. Not just any old weed, either, but medical marijuana of a grade used for cancer patients. My nephew, who has never even consumed an alcoholic beverage, has been high for 24 hours now and I am seriously considering obtaining more food from her to keep this scenario going.

My nephew just read the above and called me a "sick fuck."