Animal Cruelty

I haven't posted in a long time. I took on a full-time job as a public defender. The stories are so daunting I couldn't laugh at them. But ... I grow cynical. And their stories funnier.

Today, a client wasn't in court. Because he was in jail. Why was he in jail? Because he called the police to report a "dying possum." Then stayed with the possum until the police came. Forgetting he had a felony warrant for his arrest. Then fled. And the police missed him and tased his mother. Which finally got him to stop.